Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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