The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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