I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
