home. puking in laundry basket.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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