My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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