I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
