Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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