oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize