After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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