I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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