Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my sisters under your porch take her home
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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