When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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