He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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