Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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