Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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