those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The air was thick with penises
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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