the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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