He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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