Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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