There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My hand turned me down
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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