Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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