People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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