Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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