oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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