You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize