I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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