When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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