If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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