R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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