and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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