Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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