He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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