I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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