I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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