If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
