she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's never too late to be topless.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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