So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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