she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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