PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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