did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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