we're blogging at a bar
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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