There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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