So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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