do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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