I could have mohawked her pubes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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