Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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