Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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