Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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