Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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