so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
