im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize