I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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