When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You were trust falling into bushes
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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