Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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