I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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