alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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