Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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