doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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